So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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