Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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