Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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