It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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