After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I smell like Dick and happiness
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