I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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