It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she pinky promised me she was 18
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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