Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Come see our sink grown plant.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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