we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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