I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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