i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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