he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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