How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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