Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
two words: eviction party
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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