I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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