So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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