she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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