She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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