Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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