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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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