are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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