That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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