so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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