just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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