doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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