so explain again why im purple
no
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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