i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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