Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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