don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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