But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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