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(314): View more from Missouri

For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex

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(418): View more from Quebec

Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly

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(314): View more from Missouri

I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

where's the fun in that?

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(302): View more from Delaware

I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole

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(317): View more from Indiana

I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date

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