That's intense
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
