I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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