I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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