omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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