She announced her abortion via fbk
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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