just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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