The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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