I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Lo siento on account of my penis...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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