Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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