Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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