the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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