I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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