They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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