Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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