Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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