She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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