plz talk dirty to me
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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