Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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