I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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