She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I can't turn off my feet"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Shame is for Republicans.
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