I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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