you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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