My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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