Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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