I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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