i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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