New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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