As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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