im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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