I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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